No, there isn’t a restaurant in your room. It’s 3 AM and you’re hallucinating.
What time did you give him children’s Motrin?
Five times six?
Supper’s ready.
Excuse me sir, I’m having a private medical conversation. Please wait your turn.
Seven times eight?
I’m a mess.
Drink lots of water!
Say that again? I understand you’re frustrated, sir. We’ve all been waiting in line for half an hour too.
What do you mean my medication is backordered?
I can’t wait until the end of the month. I need that medication to live.
Shit. 41.1 Celsius. Better give him some Motrin.
Thank you for your kindness.
When are you going to Germany again?
Two times three?
Remember, six times six rhymes.
I’m sorry. I’m upset. It doesn’t work that way in my country and it’s so frustrating. Everything feels ten times more complicated here. And there was this man who yelled at me in Boots.
I’m not cooking tonight.
I love you so much.
Would you like a cold compress on your forehead?
That’s it! I’m booking a flight back to Canada to see MY pharmacist.
Sure, you can watch TV.
You can play video games but only for thirty minutes. You need to rest.
When are you going to Germany again?
Nobody use the water while I’m in the shower!
What do you mean they cancelled my prescription? I’ve been on this medication for years.
I hate her cookbooks. Her recipes always taste like shit. Why do I keep buying them?
What time are the Oscars airing in the UK?
Shit that’s late. Can we record them?
Three times eight?
By the way, there IS going to be a Dune 3.
Tonight’s supper is toast. Enjoy.
Yes, I’m serious. It’s called ‘breakfast for dinner’.
I don’t know how to explain what happened yesterday. It was a nightmare and I thought I was in a movie.
The prescription was never cancelled? So you’re saying the problem is 100% the pharmacy?
I’m never stepping foot in that pharmacy again.
Your Tamagotchi died?
Let’s just watch Jimmy Kimmel’s monologue and go to bed after.
I need coffee.
My body hurts.
Seven times seven?
See? You’re doing such a great job with your times tables.
I know I’m not listening to you. I’m sorry. I’m distracted by this Kate Middleton drama.
No, I don’t know where she is.
My tonsils are swollen. I think I caught his virus.
Did I ever tell you I used to walk around with a wooden stake and pretend I was Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Well, no. Not out in public. Just in my backyard.
I keep forgetting. When are you going to Germany?
What do you mean you’re stuck in Germany?
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What things have you said this week? Drop 2-3 examples in the comments below!
What things have I said this week? I'm a tad shy to reveal my own interior monologue(s). I enjoyed reading yours Michelle, or was it a dream, or perhaps that you were running a fever yourself?
OK, here goes!
--While watching last night's hockey game i.e. Montreal Canadiens playing against the Edmonton Oilers: "Joel Armia didn't deserve that penalty--4 minutes to boot, going into overtime?! Didn't Cole Caufield receive an Oiler's high stick earlier in the game? He's going to have a bruise tomorrow. Why didn't the Oilers get a penalty for that?"
"I need to do more reading and stop binge-watching TV...I also need to eat more veggies and stop binge-eating cheezies in the evening while I'm binge-watching TV."
OK, I couldn't help but Google "binge-watching" and "binge-eating" to see if the terms needed hyphens. All I'm getting are definitions that start with more questions like "What is the correct term for binge eating?". (Note, no hyphen there!) I don't need a correct term! I want to know if a hyphen shoud be inserted! I'm seeing many definitions with and without the hyphens! How frustrating! Will I ever know?!!
Thanks Michelle!
By the way, I love your collage. The fifties or sixties magazine picture (I think) is hilarious.
Hello Brigitte! Thank you so much for sharing some things you've said this week. I gather you're a big hockey fan! And I must say, these days I too need to read more instead of watching TV. Watching TV is great! I love it. But reading is also great, and I need to make more time for that instead of rewatching old episodes of "Buffy The Vampire Slayer", haha! Thank you for your kind words about my collage :) Take care and have a good rest of your day!